I’m a Beach Bitch – Song Lyrics

Verse 1

You know I love that coastal food
It does wonders for my mood
Then I’ll have a few drinks
And partake in what I like.

I wanna see my good friends
Who know what life’s about.
I write the invite and I hit send
Then we all scream and shout,

Chorus 1

I’m a beach bitch.
It’s the life for me.
Let’s hit the beach bitch,
Come and play with me.

Nothin’ in life is better.
I love it where it’s wetter.
Put your toes in the surf
And surely you will see,
You can be a beach bitch
Just like me.

Verse 2

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Chorus 2

I’m a beach bitch.
It’s the life for me.
Let’s hit the beach bitch,
Come and play with me.

Nothin’ in life is better.
I love it where it’s wetter.
Put your toes in the surf
And surely you will see,
You can be a beach bitch
Just like me.

Chorus 3

Cuz I’m a beach bitch.
It’s the life for me.
Let’s hit the beach bitch,
Come and play with me.

Your a beach bitch.
It’s so plain to see.
Meet at the beach bitch.
We’ll jump into the sea.

Got a friend, well go and get her.
Makin’ moments that we’ll treasure
Grab a drink, bottoms up
Flows down so light and free
We’re all beach bitches
Her and you and me.

I love you beach bitches,
Ye and thou and thee

We’re all beach bitches
You and us and weeee.

More Chorus parts in case we just wanna keep rocking an extended version!

I love the beach bitch
To a large degree
I love the beach bitch
I swear I do decree

I love the beach bitch
Goodness golly gee
You love the beach bitch
On that we both agree

I’m a beach bitch
A sandy VIP
I’m a beach bitch
On a seafood eating spree

I’m a beach bitch
How great this life can be
I’m a beach bitch
Livin’ wild and free

It’s Tomorrow Already

Eyes slowly crack. Too much light.
Can’t yet even lift my head.
What am I gonna do with this day?
It’s tomorrow already.

How could I have ever been bored
3 lifetimes wouldn’t be enough
Now can’t even hold my hand steady
It’s tomorrow already.

It’s the 4th quarter.
I’m late to the dance.
There ain’t no do-overs,
Not even a chance.

If I had the time,
How would I change?
That I didn’t see this coming,
Is so very strange.

My Winter has started,
My thoughts so cold.
Who could ever want
To grow gray and old?

Soon I’ll lie down
And take my last rest.
With 10 purple orchids
Laid on my chest.

Better take care of business;
Don’t wind up like me.
This ain’t no siren test,
It’s all that you’ll be.

Take my advice,
Or just simply don’t.
It’s the same given me,
That rolled off my back.

So roll, gently roll,
From one day to the next
It’s all moving fast
Again, it’s no test.

It’s tomorrow already,
Where’d yesterday go?
Time races on and through,
That’s one thing I know.

This is what you’ve got.
Won’t be any more.
Think there’s forever?
Ain’t nothing in store.

So keep eyes and heart open
While you still may
It sneaks right behind you (It runs up behind you),
Your dying day.

So go to the ball.
Ask her to dance
Then give her a call
No second chance. (get in her pants)

It’s tomorrow already
Now is the time
Get it while you got it
Now go on and fly.

All That Glitters

“I’ve got this theory, see, that everything that glitters is gold. People like glittery, shiny, sparkling things. And things that grab attention, entertain, comfort, distract… those things have value. They can be leveraged. So give me enough glitter, Glenn, and I’ll turn it into something that will lull people into malleable little automatons. Where we go from there is another conversation. First things first.”